I have a huge crush on Barack Obama. Every night since he won the election I have had some sort of dream where he and I "pal around." No, not like that! We're just really close friends in my dreams and I have a secret crush on him that he doesn't realize and Michelle is usually there and we're friends too. But, ladies and gentlemen, I just finally have to admit that for the first time in my life I find our (soon-to-be) President irresistible inside and out. The end.
Note: my nose-partner will surely be irked by the news as I've added B.H.O. in addition to my other imaginary paramour: Donald Draper.
Note II: however, he does reap all the benefits of these men lighting my fire but being presently unavailable so he shouldn't complain too much.
1 comment:
Oh yeah, I hear ya on this one.
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